Are you psychic?

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
07/30/2016 at 11:51 • Filed to: None

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I have this thing about losing my keys. “Put them in the same place every time,” they say. If I could do that, I would not have this problem in the first place. “Put them on a hook.” I got a hook, but again, if my brain functioned properly and enabled me to be consistent about where I put them, I would not have this problem.

I’m pretty good about my main keys (office, DD, house) because of the big Infiniti fob and because I use them all the time - can’t leave the house without them. So I never have to backtrack too far.

The Vespa has been in for service, and its been too hot to drive the Sunchaser, so I haven’t picked up that keychain for a few days. They are here somewhere, but I have no idea where.

I’m resigned to this brain malfunction.

Are you psychic? Perhaps you can point me in the right direction.


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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ImmoralMinority
07/30/2016 at 11:54

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Have you checked your refrigerator?


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > ImmoralMinority
07/30/2016 at 12:11

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I do the same things. I left them set out a few years ago and for the life of me I couldn’t find them in any of the normal places.

The kids got ahold of them and placed them under the seat of the mater as shown:

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Kinja'd!!! Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > ImmoralMinority
07/30/2016 at 12:15

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This is why I often wind up using carabiners to hang them off a belt loop or something else I can hang things off of.

Now, to sort out the rattling...


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > ImmoralMinority
07/30/2016 at 12:46

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did you check the vespa itself?

wait, are you looking for vespa keys?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > ImmoralMinority
07/30/2016 at 12:47

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Have you asked St. Anthony for help?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > ImmoralMinority
07/30/2016 at 16:57

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In the car?